Tuesday 22 September 2015

d100 Stuffs


This is a big fuck off tabble of normal stuffs that normal people could conceivably have on them and like fiddle with enough for it to be noticeable. You should kill those people and steal the the things and make them part of your schtick because character building.

Click to find out what weird loot this idiot is fiddling with
  1. Bag o' dice
  2. Snuff box
  3. Opera eyeglass dealie
  4. Monocle
  5. Really blunt butterfly knife
  6. Ball-peen hammer on cute utility belt
  7. Necklace puzzle thing from Yu-Gi-Oh
  8. Prayer beads
  9. Pipe
  10. Sketchpad
  11. Bonsai tree in glass bubble
  12. Sea monkeys in glass bubble
  13. Good luck charm
  14. Foreign language dictionary
  15. Nutcracker
  16. Bag o' sunflower seeds
  17. Ruler, protractor, abacus
  18. Palm-sized idol of dead god
  19. Ball-on-a-string
  20. Oracle bones (don't work)
  21. Straw hat
  22. Tricorn hat
  23. Tall hat
  24. Broad hat
  25. Colourful felt hat
  26. Hat w/ bells
  27. Medieval beanie equivalent
  28. Hand-knitted hat
  29. Non-shit fedora
  30. Shit fedora
  31. Pocket-watchy sundial/star map
  32. Broken compass
  33. String of shrunken monkey heads
  34. Clockwork beetle
  35. Playing cards
  36. Erotic playing cards
  37. Poorly-scribed holy book
  38. Beaten-to-shit teddy bear
  39. Knitted scarf
  40. Small flute
  41. Pet rock
  42. Pet dried toad
  43. Kaleidoscope
  44. Locket w/ stranger's hair
  45. Dominoes
  46. Ghost in a jar
  47. Ghost of crab in a jar
  48. Quillpen and ink
  49. Hammer and chisel
  50. Leather notebook etched with picture of unicorn
  51. Magic 8-ball
  52. Walking stick
  53. Really lovely vest
  54. Music box
  55. Hand mirror
  56. Conch shell
  57. Slightly creepy cloth doll
  58. Stuffed canary
  59. Very large, very old coin
  60. Dried mouse heads
  61. Fisherman's cap
  62. Hat w/ buckles
  63. Reversible hat; one side filthy
  64. Toortsog w/ tassels
  65. Skull cap made of actual skull
  66. Bandanna with flowery motif
  67. Greasy newspaper folded into captain's hat
  68. Hat from fertility festival. Wildly inappropriate
  69. Huge powdered wig
  70. Almost-entirely-eaten helmet
  71. Slightly overlarge copper ring
  72. Tin of caviar from by-gone era
  73. Satchel of potpourri
  74. Tiny violin
  75. Holy symbol shaped like torture device
  76. Crab claw
  77. Oyster shells
  78. Seed pearls
  79. Fingernail-sized chunk of fool's gold
  80. Geode
  81. Miniature bagpipes
  82. Very well preserved jerky sausage
  83. Winding key for something clockwork
  84. Scrimshaw
  85. Whittling knife
  86. Quill pen and ink
  87. Vellum
  88. Snowglobe
  89. Thumbscrews
  90. Extra shoelaces
  91. Half a lockpick
  92. Box of watercolours
  93. Pouch of tobacco
  94. Flask with ever-present thimbleful of potent liquor
  95. Hourglass
  96. Caged fairy
  97. Political manifesto
  98. Pamphlet about immigrants
  99. Sealed letter
  100. Potato stamp

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